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i am crying
#eurovision song contest #the most wonderful time of the year#sometimes I wonder just how little I would know of europe’s geography and political alliances #it it wasn’t for eurovision voting #like it’s nice to know some things will never change #greece will always get 12 points from cyprus and cyprus will always get 12 points from greece #finland sweden norway and denmark always give high points to each other #every ex-sovjet country gives points to russia #balkan countries support each other #everyone hates france for making everyone listen to french all evening #and the UK will never end higher than last or next to last
today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”
it was a distraction
they put chickens in the elevator
(Source: thetvscreen)
(Source: jennoir)
| Me: | I shall study. |
| Me: | [stares at textbook] |
| Me: | |
| Me: | There is no homoerotic subtext in this. |
| Me: | I must go. |
| Me: | My gays need me. |
